“Paul’s Boutique” Lyrics That Can Double As Librarian Twitter Bios

I published this years ago on my old blog, but I can’t resist reposting it here because I’m reading Beastie Boys Book right now.

And if you don’t believe us you should question your belief, Keith.
(“Shake Your Rump”)

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg.

Cash flow getting low so I had to pull a job.
(“High Plains Drifter”)

I’ve been dropping the new science and kicking the new knowledge.
(“Sounds of Science”)

If your life needs correction don’t follow my direction.
(“3 Minute Rule”)

While I’m reading On the Road by my man Jack Kerouac.
(“3 Minute Rule”)

The dirty thoughts for dirty minds we contribute to.

If I had a penny for my thoughts I’d be a millionaire.

I mix business with pleasure way too much.

I’ve got money like Charles Dickens.

One half science and the other half soul.
(“B-Boy Bouillabaisse: Get On The Mic”)

Speak my knowledge to the crowd and the ed is special.
(“B-Boy Bouillabaisse: Year and a Day”)